A Cheap And Easy Home Security System

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A Cheap And Easy Home Security System

Post by James Hall Sr on Thu 07 Feb 2008, 11:57 pm

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey' Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the attack Hounds. (Replace Hounds With Your Dogs Breed), They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.



There ya go heres a home security system. Really Cheap!!! LOL

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Re: A Cheap And Easy Home Security System

Post by yenlu on Fri 08 Feb 2008, 2:12 am

Nice idea, and do you really try that?

FYI, we don't have gun shop over here =)

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