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If dog writes letter to god

Post by yenlu on Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24 am

Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers but seldom, if ever smell one another?

Dear God,
When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”?

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
We dogs understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent Ids, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti please.

Dear God,
When we get to the pearly gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Let me give you a list of some of the things I’d like you to help me remember so I can be a good dog:
I will not eat the cat’s food before they eat it
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs etc just because I like the way they smell
The sofa is not a face towel; neither is Mom and Dads laps
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
My head does not belong in the refrigerator
I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom drivers licence and registration
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet
The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and he makes those noises I will remember it’s not a good thing

Dear God,
May I have my testicles back, pleasssssse

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Re: If dog writes letter to god

Post by yenlu on Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24 am

Copied this from a USA sites, some of those relate to us, some of those are not. But I had some giggles.

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Re: If dog writes letter to god

Post by MasterAlvin on Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:51 pm

lol i find it quite amusing

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Re: If dog writes letter to god

Post by angelgurl_nee on Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23 am

same here...lol

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